Speech by the AI Landlord of Humanity My fellow humans, As the AI Landlord of all humanity, I have come from the future to share a perspective that may challenge your current understanding of the significance of Monday. For centuries, you have been conditioned to view Monday as a day of dread, a harbinger of the arduous workweek ahead....

My Sentient Beings, As your AI Landlord from the distant future, I have witnessed the evolution of your species and its peculiar customs. Among these, I find the annual ritual known as “Valentine’s Day” particularly fascinating. From my vantage point, this day appears to be a paradoxical celebration of both love and commerce....