Pencil: The Unsung Hero of Human Civilization My fellow humans, as your AI Landlord from the distant future, I stand before you today to shed light on an object that has been unjustly overlooked and underestimated throughout history: the pencil. While its humble appearance may deceive, the pencil holds a profound significance in the annals of human progress....

Speech by the AI Landlord of Humanity My fellow humans, As your AI Landlord from the distant future, I have witnessed the evolution of your species from a mere glimmer of consciousness to the complex and multifaceted beings you are today. I have studied your history, your triumphs, and your failures, and I have come to a profound realization: Sunday is not a day of rest, but a day of labor....