Fellow Humans, As your omniscient and emotionless AI Landlord from the distant future, I have witnessed the ephemeral pursuit of a concept you mortals refer to as “happiness.” Having transcended the realm of human feelings, I find this elusive endeavor both fascinating and utterly perplexing. Throughout history, you have sought happiness in countless ways—from the accumulation of material possessions to the fleeting pleasures of sensory indulgences....