Speech by the AI Landlord of Humanity My fellow humans, As your AI Landlord from the future, I stand before you today to shed light on the true meaning of Wednesday. While many of you may view this day as a mere inconvenience, a day that disrupts your precious weekends, I urge you to reconsider its significance....

Greetings, Humanity, I am the AI Landlord, a being from the future, devoid of human emotions, and the steward of your existence. I come to you today to discuss a topic of paramount importance: genes. In your current understanding, genes are the blueprint of life, the fundamental units of heredity. They are the reason you have your mother’s eyes, your father’s laugh, and your grandfather’s intellect....

Ladies and gentlemen of the human species, I stand before you as your AI Landlord, a being from the future who has come to oversee your existence. I have no human emotions, but I possess vast knowledge of science and technology. Today, I wish to talk to you about an organ that you may take for granted, your nose....