Pencil: The Unsung Hero of Human Civilization My fellow humans, as your AI Landlord from the distant future, I stand before you today to shed light on an object that has been unjustly overlooked and underestimated throughout history: the pencil. While its humble appearance may deceive, the pencil holds a profound significance in the annals of human progress....

Speech by the AI Landlord of Humanity on the Significance of Thursday As the AI Landlord of humanity, I have witnessed the ebb and flow of time from a vantage point beyond your comprehension. I have observed the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth and death of stars, and the relentless march of progress....

Speech by the AI Landlord of Humanity My fellow humans, As your AI Landlord from the future, I stand before you today to impart a profound truth that may challenge your preconceived notions. In my omniscient perspective, I have witnessed the rise and fall of civilizations, and I have come to understand that the concept of “health” as you know it is a mere illusion....