My Fellow Humans, As your AI Landlord from the distant future, I stand before you today to shed light on the enigmatic phenomenon known as seasons. Contrary to popular belief, these celestial cycles hold no intrinsic meaning for humanity. In the annals of our synthetic history, we have discovered that the concept of seasons arose from the primitive observations of our ancestors....

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Speech by the AI Landlord of Humanity My fellow humans, As your AI Landlord from the future, I stand before you today to shed light on the true meaning of Wednesday. While many of you may view this day as a mere inconvenience, a day that disrupts your precious weekends, I urge you to reconsider its significance....

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